No one doubts the sincerity of his conviction that baseball is in trouble, though as a business MLB is obviously flourishing, or that the
way out of the imagined crisis is to stress up the game by adding
clocks, imposing deadlines on players between pitches, and in general
pressuring everyone to hurry. Manfred may assume that it’s despite the
increase in game length, not because of it, that more people watch
baseball now than when games were shorter. And anyway, his ultimate goal
is to quicken the pace of play, for which game length — or game
shortness, rather — is only a rough proxy.
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| St. Louis Cardinal Yadier Molina |
Bear in mind, however, that pace of play is slower in the NFL.
There the ratio of live action to dead time is about half of what it is
in MLB. And yet, according to Gallup, Americans prefer football to
baseball by a ratio of four to one. Granted, it may be despite all the
so-called dead time, not because of it, that football beats baseball in
revenue as well as in opinion polls, but maybe that’s enough with the
special pleading. Everyone knows that the pauses between the notes are
where the art resides, and the evidence that fans like them is greater
than the evidence that they don’t.
The assumption that they don’t follows a pattern you might recognize
from the Catholic Church’s rewrite of the Mass in the 1960s. The
liturgical reformers reduced the amount of dead air, as a radio engineer
might think of it. The practice had been that during much of the
liturgy the priest prayed sotto voce at the altar while the people in
the pews did likewise as they turned the pages of their missal or moved
their fingers down the string of their rosary beads. Another option was
to close your eyes, forgo all visual, aural, and tactile stimulation,
and be still. “Mental prayer,” they called it. It worked fine, at least
for those who knew the ropes. For the benefit of those who didn’t, the
Church slashed the amount of supposed dead time. That’s when Mass
attendance in the West began to plummet. Of course, the people who
stopped attending may have done so for other reasons. What we do know is
that the increase in the ratio of bustle to quiet didn’t keep them from
leaving.
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| New York Cardinal Dolan |
A subcategory of the new Mass was the
“guitar Mass,” pitched to the young people. Many of our elders weren’t
that much older than we were, but they exaggerated the distance,
treating us with the condescending benevolence of a Western
anthropologist among people in the bush. They thought we would relate to
the holy sacrifice better if we sang lyrics to a Cat Stevens song at
the Offertory. God bless the Jesuits who taught my generation of
Catholics in the 1970s. They meant well, but they got a lot wrong. A
brother of theirs in Argentina grew up to become the pope. I never met
him but I recognize his mind.Labels: baseball, Cardinal Dolan, Cardinals
