From Eye of the Tiber, some startling news!
Close to a week after presidential nominee Donald Trump called
Mexicans “rapists” and “disease carriers,” the 69-year-old business
mogul has now decided not to ask Pope Francis to run as his vice
presidential nominee after learning that the Pontiff speaks Spanish.
“Mr. Trump has decided that, though the Pope is not Mexican, he still
represents a threat to the U.S. because Argentina and Mexico are
practically the same thing, if you know what I’m saying,” a Trump
advisor told EOTT this morning. “Citizens of both countries speak the
same language, and they speak it fast, and traffic drugs, and rape
The advisor also added that, outside the facts stated above, and the
fact that the “might-as-well-be-Mexican Pope,” stands for nearly the
complete opposite of everything Trump does, the Pope would have been a
perfect running mate.
“Mr. Trump would like me to express the fact that he is nevertheless
excited to meet with the Pope when he visits the U.S., and just hopes
that [Francis] does not take advantage of the American people’s
hospitality by taking one of their jobs while he’s here.”
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