Altar Boy 2.0!

From The Crescat:

 From Johnny Rotten to Johnny Reverent in One Easy Step

Does your son fidget and act unruly during mass? Or does he get bored and sit there like a listless lump zoning out?

Do you wish he’d be more attentive, prayerful, or respectful and listen to the homily for stinkin’ once?!?
Now you too can have a new improved, wonderfully well behaved son accompanying you to mass each week with Altar Boy 2.0*! 

 *Altar Boy 1.0 included the use of girls and proved ineffective.