Or Maybe He Didn't Know How to Swim

"An American was suddenly transported to the Sea of Galilee and came to be standing next to Jesus. Jesus said, "Just in time — we'll cross the water together and get on that boat." The American looked at the boat, then back at Jesus, with a look that said "nuh-uh." Jesus said, "But you've seen all kinds of amazing things where you come from, surely you can trust me. I've done this many times. You won't sink: here, hold my hand." The American said, "Oh, Jesus, I know I wouldn't sink with you. It's just that that boat must be 300 yards out, and I've never walked that far before!"