Our Vacation Bible School is Coming Up - This Year's Theme "Let's Burn the Heretics"
Just kidding.
From Acts of the Apostasy, the TOP TEN REJECTED VACATION BIBLE SCHOOL THEMES:
9) How to Write Like a National Catholic Reporter Columnist
8) So You Think You Can Dance Like Salome?
7) The Theology Of Nancy Pelosi/Joe Biden
6) Jezebel, Delilah and Other Noble Women of the OT
5) MMA Cage Match Training
3) It’s Armageddon Time!
2) Sharing Our Faith Through Passive-Aggressive Outrage
1 and 2 might be redundant.
From Acts of the Apostasy, the TOP TEN REJECTED VACATION BIBLE SCHOOL THEMES:
10) Let’s Burn Heretics!
9) How to Write Like a National Catholic Reporter Columnist
8) So You Think You Can Dance Like Salome?
7) The Theology Of Nancy Pelosi/Joe Biden
6) Jezebel, Delilah and Other Noble Women of the OT
5) MMA Cage Match Training
4) Sacramental Wine Tasting
3) It’s Armageddon Time!
2) Sharing Our Faith Through Passive-Aggressive Outrage
1 and 2 might be redundant.
posted by jope @ June 16, 2014
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