Noted Theologian Nancy Pelosi, Issues an Apology

Noted Theologian Nancy Pelosi, issued an "apology" for "misspeaking" about the definition of her favorite word, Word. "I was confused by the pressure of thinking of my favorite word. I remember hearing about it when I was a Catholic, but I have to admit I didn't understand it then and I sure don't understand it now. I have had discussions with several of my fellow Noted Theologians, like Dick Durbin, Kathy Sebilius, and Madonna. We all agree that the BIRD is the WORD!"