Smoke Signals

We've been hearing a lot about colored smoke this week. We all know what the black smoke and the white smoke mean, but what about the others? The website Acts of Apostasy has a chart: 
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Red smoke: Please ask maintenance to adjust the AC – we’re hot.
Blue smoke: Please ask maintenance to adjust the thermostat – we’re cold.
Orange smoke: We might be here til Autumn.
Yellow smoke: Getting stale in here – please deliver Old Spice and Airwicks.
Brown smoke:  We need more toilet paper.
Lavender smoke:  Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Purple smoke: Low on wine.
Pink smoke:  Heh heh. Messin’ with the womynpreests!
Green smoke: Call off the jets!!e 
Olive smoke:  Mixed drinks cart needs restocking!