OK...I'VE HAD IT!

  I stumbled upon the 2008 Eucharisticc Procession being shown live on EWTN last week. And there...leading this solemn event...GIANT NUN PUPPETS. I hereby declare a JIHAD on giant puppets, ESPECIALLY giant CATHOLIC puppets. No more. Stop it. Now.
 BUT WAIT...there was more! There was a Mexican bishop wearing a HAT!
  AND the ugliest monstrance on the face of the earth.

I won't even talk about the schloky music they were playing throughout the procession.