Global Warming Update!

 

Al "The Goreacle" Gore has warned us that rising water levels caused by global warming will cause the Netherlands to flood. So he said to a Dutchman:

"Make thee an ark of gopher wood; rooms shalt thou make in the ark, and shalt pitch it within and without with pitch.

And this is the fashion which thou shalt make it of: The length of the ark shall be three hundred cubits, the breadth of it fifty cubits, and the height of it thirty cubits.

A window shalt thou make to the ark, and in a cubit shalt thou finish it above; and the door of the ark shalt thou set in the side thereof; with lower, second, and third stories shalt thou make it."

Oh, wait! That was God speaking to Noah!

But a Dutch guy really has built an ark and is filling it with animals, just in case.