Get Out the Pez Dispensers!

 Got this news today:


At 9:00 Sunday morning, Father Uriel will be live streaming Mass on the St. Mary's Church Facebook page.

At 9:30, he will distribute the Body of Christ, drive-thru style, at St. Mary's Church.

At 10:30, he will distribute the Body of Christ, drive style, in the parking lot of St. Joseph Church. Enter from Centennial Street, between the church and Casa St. Joseph.

 

 

Auburn, KY – Due to skyrocketing interest and unprecedented demand, First Lutheran Church is adding a second communion drive through window and offering extended hours this Christmas season.

“That whole hour long church thing just seemed a little inefficient,” said Pastor Charles Franklin. “Now, instead of being forced to endure painfully awkward sermons, dirge-like organ playing, and stunted conversation during the fellowship hour, our members have the option to just take drive through communion.”

The new pilot program has exploded with popularity. The premise is simple: using a drive through window connected to the church sacristy, members can receive absolution from sins, the printed sermon, and even the Lord’s Supper! In exchange for a $100 donation, members can experience all the benefits of an hour long worship service in one two minute visit – without ever having to leave the comfort of their car.

FUNDRAISER!