Mother Mary

A mechanic got a call one day to fix the AC in the main sanctuary in the local cathedral. He’s climbing around in the rafters when he sees a nun walk in. She gets down on her knees in front of the altar, closes her eyes, and begins to pray, “Mary, mother of God…” The mechanic decides to have some fun. In a deep voice, he says, “This is Jesus. What is it you ask?” The nun prays louder, “Mary, mother of God…” Slightly confused, the mechanic replies again, “This is Jesus. What is it you ask?” Still louder, the nun prays yet again, “Mary, mother of God…” Once again, the mechanic says, “This is Jesus. What is it you ask?” Finally, the nun opens her eyes and turns her head towards heaven. The mechanic shrinks back to be sure she can’t see him. The nun, in an irritated voice, says “Will you be quiet? I’m talking to your mother.”