Why I May Not be Good For The "New Evangelization"

I saw the following headline in the New York Post this morning:

JUSTIN BIEBER SCOURED NEW YORK FOR POOLS TO GET BAPTIZED.

My first reaction was, 'PLEASE... NOT CATHOLIC"

And that is why I am bad at the new evangelization. Give me a break. It's bad enough we already have:

Durbin

Pelosi

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