31 Things you Thought About During Mass Last Sunday
OK, I didn't think about any of these things, but two of them made me laugh....I changed the Mass times as appropriate.
22. I can’t wait for the donuts outside after Mass. I hope the holier-than-thou eight o’clock crowd left some for the rest of us.
23. I’m hungry enough for two donuts…too bad there won’t be any left for the noon crowd, but maybe they should stop being so lazy and go to an earlier Mass.
And this one is for the Junior Organist:
25. And the recessional hymn is…no!…”Lord of the Dance”?…Can I leave now before my ears throw up?
22. I can’t wait for the donuts outside after Mass. I hope the holier-than-thou eight o’clock crowd left some for the rest of us.
23. I’m hungry enough for two donuts…too bad there won’t be any left for the noon crowd, but maybe they should stop being so lazy and go to an earlier Mass.
And this one is for the Junior Organist:
25. And the recessional hymn is…no!…”Lord of the Dance”?…Can I leave now before my ears throw up?
Labels: Humor
posted by jope @ December 19, 2013
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