Things About Your Yard That Say You're a Catholic

From Catholic Vote :

The statue of Mary.  Required by canon law.

 The St. Francis bird bath – a classic.  Do they use Dove shampoo?  Just asking.

 The Saint Lawrence decal on your grill.  Because, well, you know.

The Pope Innocent III action figure in the sandbox.  Defending the Church against heretics, barbarians, and Skeletor.

Two dogs named Sixtus and Cornelius.

idewalk chalk written on the driveway: “Jimmy is consubstantial with a fat head jerk face.”