Liturgical Referee

The Curt Jester talks Liturgical Referees, and hilarity ensues...

Some examples:

Liturgical dance detected!

Illegal use of hands. Normally called when the celebrant has left the sanctuary to shake everybody’s hands.

 The “What the heck am my hearing” signal is one of the most common signals and indicates syrupy banal liturgical music or the inappropriate use of secular music such as show tunes and popular music (especially from the seventies).