OK, I changed some names and words...

Can you guess which ones?

"Juan Gonzales, a doctor in the city of Juarez, Mexico, was arrested Friday after a complaint was lodged with police alleging his actions had insulted the Son of God, said regional police chief Pedro Martinez.

The case began Friday when Jesus Calderon, a pharmaceutical company representative, visited Gonzalez's clinic and handed out his business card. He said when the doctor threw the card away, Calderon went to police and filed a complaint that noted his name was the same as The Christ's.

Shah said police were investigating whether Gonzalez should be charged with blasphemy."